The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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