we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
did you just send me my own nude
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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