tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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