In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
