Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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