areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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