He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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