there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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