Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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