why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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