There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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