How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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