I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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