I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Drake has all the answers
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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