Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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