Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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