I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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