So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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