He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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