the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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