After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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