Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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