I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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