I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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