either way he was missing a nipple.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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