just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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