You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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