are you still at the devil's house?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hippo gnu deer
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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