He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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