Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I will be naked everywhere
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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