The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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