Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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