Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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