Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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