Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
