Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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