arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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