Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize