She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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