so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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