after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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