What a fucking waste of an outfit
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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