Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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