At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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