There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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