In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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