Sry I called you an 8
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Randomize