Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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