We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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