Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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