I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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