How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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