...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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