very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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