why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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